One time I fell down in The Pita Factory after the bar. Everyone stood up and started clapping for me. I’m a star.
I kept calling dibs on the couch when there was 2 beds I could have slept in. Now I know why no one was arguing with me over the couch...
Supposedly I kept giving out one of the two drinks I would order, but if you didn’t drink yours fast enough, I would take it from you and chug it. Serves you right for being a pussy.
Sideburns are all the rage.
Hogga: Mmmm... you smell good.
Watson: You smell like last nights party...
