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One time I fell down in The Pita Factory after the bar. Everyone stood up and started clapping for me. I’m a star.
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I kept calling dibs on the couch when there was 2 beds I could have slept in. Now I know why no one was arguing with me over the couch...
- Supposedly I kept giving out one of the two drinks I would order, but if you didn’t drink yours fast enough, I would take it from you and chug it. Serves you right for being a pussy.
- Sideburns are all the rage.
- Hogga: Mmmm... you smell good.
Watson: You smell like last nights party...
